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How to do a year worth of preparation in the 15 minutes before your dentist appointment
(Shutterstock / Lemusique)It always the same. You leave your canada goose coats dentist appointment feeling fresh, feeling clean, and vowing that you going to do buy canada goose jacket cheap everything in your power to maintain that feeling of healthy teeth the whole year through, until your next canada goose black friday sale appointment.
Cut to: roughly one year later. You realize your next dentist appointment is today, and you gradually slacked off on the whole “taking buy canada goose jacket diligent care of your teeth” thing.
MINUTE 1: Your dentist office is about five minutes away. Better start walking, and better stop eating.
MINUTE 2:Okay, give it another minute. You can eat while you walk.
MINUTE 3:Pop into Shoppers Drug Mart and buy a brand canada goose coats on sale new toothbrush, dental floss, and a tube of toothpaste. I know, you already have all of those, but that toothbrush is worn down to nothing, you can canada goose uk shop find the uk canada goose outlet end of the floss, canada goose store and cheap Canada Goose the toothpaste well, you find out in a Canada Goose Outlet minute.
MINUTE 4: This minute will be spent waiting uk canada goose for a cashier cheap canadagooseoutlet4online canada goose uk to come by, because it is an established fact that Shoppers Drug Mart has no employees.
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MINUTES 5 Canada Goose Parka 9:As you walk, think of relatively convincing excuses for not having taken good enough care of your teeth over the past year. “I been pretty busy,” or “Oh Canada Goose online okay, I remember you mentioning that technique, I guess I been doing it a bit wrong though” (you haven been doing it at all, in fact it left your mind the second you departed the dentist office last time).
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MINUTE 11: Head to the bathroom of the dentist canada goose office. Take your brand new toothbrush out of its package, and do the same with the toothpaste. Empty the entire tube of toothpaste onto the toothbrush.
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MINUTE 14: You going to have to spend some time in the waiting room. What better place to floss for one minute or longer? Meet them halfway, though. They women’s canada goose not expecting you to have flossed only once canada goose clearance in a whole year. Who puts in that little care for their own teeth? So floss canadian goose jacket 365 times in that minute. Yes, a little effort will be required. Sorry if that comes as a surprise to you.
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